Saturday, 14 April 2012

Australia says "Come on Down"!


From Bare Naked Islam.
Too good not to share. 


http://barenakedislam.com/2012/04/14/australia-says-come-on-down/

SPECIAL FOR MUSLIM EXTREMISTS, TERRORISTS, PAEDOPHILES, AND THEIR EXTENDED WELFARE FAMILIES

G’DAY MUSLIM FRIENDS AND WELCOME TO OUR ONE-OF-A-KIND PROGRAM JUST FOR MUSLIMS AND THEIR FAMILIES. IT’S CALLED ‘ASYLUM’ – YOUR FREE PASS TO FREE STUFF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

All you have to win a FREE HOUSE is hop on a boat.

We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousand of dream homes, all courtesy of our generous sponsor:

 —————-THE AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER—————-

One extra lucky family has won $1.7 Million Dollars from Australian Taxpayers just for asking the question: 

“Why don’t we have better accommodations?

And don’t forget, we’re now the fastest growing ‘Get Your Free Handouts’ game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don’t already hold a valid Australian Passport. And you only need to know one word of English:

—————————–’ASYLUM’—————————–

Prizes include all-expenses paid acommodations, cash benefits starting at $800 per week and a chance to earn thousands more by begging, mugging, and accosting drivers at traffic lights.

This program is open to everyone. Just buy a ticket to Indonesia and catch the first available boat to Australia.

NO APPLICATION EVER REFUSED – reasonable or unreasonable.

All you have to do is destroy all your papers, birth certificate, passports, identity cards. Then once your boat is inside Australian waters, set it on fire, and shout to the rescuers the magic password:

—————————–’ASYLUM’———————————

A few years ago, 140 members of a well-known Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown ‘goat class’ from Kabul to Indonesia’s Gateway, where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury accommodations on the boat ride to Australia, where they then joined thousands of other lucky Muslims staying in hotels all over Australia awaiting final paperwork on their Asylum applications.

Our most popular destinations also include Baxter’s Reef and the world famous Christmas Island resort and detention centers.

If you have trouble understanding the rules and conditions, just apply for legal aid. We have hundreds of lawyers, social workers, and councilors standing by, waiting to help you. And it won’t cost you a dime. But it will change your life forever.

Be sure to put down your age as under 18, so you get special fast-track treatment. No one will be able to prove you are not the age you say because you won’t have any IDs with you.

SO COME ON DOWN: Iraqi suicide bombers, Afghan Taliban, Pakistani paedophiles, Albanian gangsters, Kosovo drug smugglers, bogus Bosnians, al-Qaeda retirees, Iranian fundamentalists, Somali pirates, Sudanese Christian beheaders, Turkish honor killers, Moroccan mass murderers, Palestinian propagandists, Hamas Jew-killers, Hezbollah Marine baracks bombers, and more.

Head for the Indonesian fishing ports. Do not stop in Thailand or Bali.

Then go straight to Australia, where you are guaranteed to be a winner in the ASYLUM GAME, especially if you are a Muslim.

ASYLUM SEEKERS $10,000 GIFT PACK:

The $10,000 welcome pack for asylum seekers who wait for their refugee claims to be processed.

Washing machine
Fridge
Lounge, min 4-seat
Table & chairs, min 5 piece
Coffee table
Radio alarm
Wall clock
Heater or fan
TV, min 21-inch
TV stand
DVD player
Phone
Bed base, mattresses
Bedside tables
Mattress protectors
Wardrobe, if none built in
Clothes hangers
Pillow, pillow cases
2 blankets per person
Quilt
2 sheet sets per person
2 towels per person
2 face washers per person
Microwave
Rice cooker
Toaster
Electric kettle
Frypan or wok
Pots and pans
Knife set
Dinner ware including plates, mugs, bowls, cutlery and glasses, min 16 pieces
Chopping board
Ovenware
Baking items
Glass container set
Measuring cups and spoons
Salt and pepper shakers
Colander
Salad bowl
Food storage, 15 pieces
Canister set: sugar, bread, biscuits, tea, coffee
Kitchen utensils: Slotted spoon, ladle, egg flip, potato masher, wooden spoon, vegetable peeler, scissors, can
opener, tongs, whisk, grater
Dish cloths
Tea towels
Pot holder, oven mitts
Mop and bucket
Broom, dustpan, brush
Toilet brush
Iron and ironing board
Indoor rubbish bin
Vacuum cleaner, bagless
Laundry basket
Clothes pegs
Shower curtain
Shower caddy
Cleaning bucket
Smoke detector
Fire extinguisher
Fire blanket
First aid kit
CAN BE ASKED FOR
Rugs
Additional heaters/blankets
Additional fans
ITEMS WHICH CAN BE APPROVED
Computers and internet access
Mobile phones
Bicycles, skateboards, rollerblades
Sewing machines
Student desks
iPod or other music storage device
Game consoles
Baby kit: Mattress, blackets, towels, baths, high chairs and prams worth $750

1 comment:

  1. How are Bosnians bogus??
    Just wondering :/

    ReplyDelete